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I'm a sophomore majoring in mechanical engineering, which I chose fairly arbitrarily. In high school, I enjoyed my math and science classes, so I thought engineering might be a good fit. I chose mechanical engineering specifically because I'm indecisive, and it was a broad major. But so far, I like it a lot!

L's Taken

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"Thank you for applying but..."

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Things I thought I'd finish but never did

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Everyday L's of life

On the Bright Side

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Memories I made when I wasn't working/studying

  • Screaming in the tunnel with my suitemates 

  • Flying kites in front of the chapel 

  • Night walks in the gardens 

  • Seeing Rocky Horror Picture Show at a drive-in 

  • Building forts 

  • Jumping into a pool with my clothes on 

  • Road trip with my sister to Arizona 

  • Dance competition road trips 

  • Playing volleyball with strangers 

  • Spending a whole day just walking around and enjoying the nice weather 

  • The UNC game last year :,)

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Things I've learned that will still matter in 10 years

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TV shows, movies, and books I've enjoyed

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Things I'm proud of that you won't see on my resume

  • I write my dreams every morning, and I'm currently on my third dream journal. 

  • I used to hate running, but now I enjoy it and can run longer than a mile lmao 

  • I have a 1.81 daily poop average! 

  • Once I said something in a big GroupMe and got 25 likes. 

  • I have a very honest relationship with my parents. 

  • I've become a lot closer with my sister after years of pushing her away. 

  • Sometimes I practice piano. 

  • I have become more comfortable with myself as a person and have gained a lot of confidence and self-awareness since high school.

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Unconventional skills

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Quirks that make me who I am

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Small joys in my life

  • Poopmap 

  • And good poops! 

  • Pretty clouds 

  • Orville Redenbacher Kettle Corn 

  • Living in Hollows lmao 

  • Getting enough sleep 

  • Having wild dreams 

  • Having lucid dreams 🤩 

  • Morning stretch 

  • New music, especially when you discover it yourself 

  • Dancing 

  • When someone who doesn't normally wave to you waves to you! 

  • When you ask a question and the professor says "that's a good question" 

  • When you're really thirsty and the water is nice and cold 

  • When you tell a joke and people laugh 

  • Running through a forest trail 

  • Dogs 

  • What the heck, cats too!

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Obstacles I have overcome

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Things I've done that pushed me out of my comfort zone

  • Freshman year as a whole 

  • Telling someone I liked them, fully knowing that I would be friend-zoned :p 

  • Eating a banana for the first time 

  • Asking or answering questions in a large Zoom lecture 

  • Taking KORU over the summer and meditating with my camera on 

  • Just generally having my camera on 

  • Having to refuse service to rude customers that didn't wear masks

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Failures that seemed like the end of the world back then but don't matter in hindsight

  • Orgo test Ls 

  • Getting in a car crash 

  • Not making my middle school volleyball team 

  • Messing up in piano recitals (badly) and having to start over 

  • Trying out to be a drum major in high school and getting rejected 

  • Not making the highest band in 10th grade 

  • Not winning state in high school Mock Trial

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Leaps of Faith

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Life events that have made me stronger

  • Being in quarantine 

  • Pushing through piano performance anxiety 

  • Enduring my worst period cramps 

  • Downloading Poopmap (it honestly helped me get over poop anxiety lol) 

  • School in general

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