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Anonymous

Hi! I am a current first-year studying CompSci and CulAnth and maybe VMS (I still have to figure it out lol). It feels like I'm learning more about what I want to do everyday!

L's Taken

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"Thank you for applying but..."

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Things I thought I'd finish but never did

  • Trying to learn anything CS related on my own with Coursera 

  • Daily meditation 

  • Working out 

  • Reading non-fiction books I said I would finish

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Everyday L's of life

  • Not doing laundry/taking out trash/cleaning room in time 

  • Neglecting my health and hygiene like skincare/eating/sleeping when I'm stressed 

  • Being clumsy and knocking over drinks or food and having to clean it up 

  • Forgetting to pick up food before WU closes 

  • Wasting hours on TikTok

On the Bright Side

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Memories I made when I wasn't working/studying

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Things I've learned that will still matter in 10 years

  • Sleep matters more than anything 

  • Everything will be okay and nothing really can affect you at the end of the day so long as you choose to not let it affect you

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TV shows, movies, and books I've enjoyed

  • Any fantasy fiction YA books 

  • Anything Marvel (WandaVision!) 

  • Love Island/Bachelor 

  • Community

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Things I'm proud of that you won't see on my resume

  • Being a loving and supportive friend 

  • My willingness to accept being wrong and learning from mistakes 

  • Loving and accepting myself as I am

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Unconventional skills

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Quirks that make me who I am

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Small joys in my life

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Obstacles I have overcome

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Things I've done that pushed me out of my comfort zone

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Failure that seemed like the end of the world back then but doesn't matter in hindsight

  • Withdrawing from Organic Chemistry and feeling like it would taint my Duke Career forever and feeling like I wouldn't have a chance to pursue healthcare, a passion of mine, professionally again, neither of which are true.

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Leaps of Faith

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Life events that have made me stronger

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Things I look forward to in the future

  • Getting to spend three more years at Duke which hopefully won't be pandemic years where I'll get to meet even more new people. I know I will have a difficult time, but I also know that I am capable of handling change/setbacks and pushing through.

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