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Anonymous

Hi! I'm a second year student exploring my passions and making new friends. In my free time, I love to watch rom coms and any trashy TV show. I love complaining about my life, and always appreciate new friends.

L's Taken

5

"Thank you for applying but..."

  • Rejected from Huang Fellows 

  • Rejected from BSURF 

  • Rejected from Duke Engage 

  • Rejected from Robertson Scholarship 

  • Rejected from Bass Connections (8 Projects lol)

1

Thing I thought I'd finish but never did

  • Reading a book at college for fun on the main quad

3

Everyday L's of life

  • Sleep schedule 

  • Making enough time for friends 

  • Being happy enough for myself

On the Bright Side

4

Memories I made when I wasn't working/studying

  • Fun times in the common room 

  • Exploring parts of campus that I didn't know existed 

  • Met my best friends on a walk 

  • Got better at spikeball

1

Thing I've learned that will still matter in 10 years

  • It's ok to not be ok

5

TV shows, movies, and books I've enjoyed

  • Brooklyn 99 

  • Modern Family 

  • Office 

  • Parks and Recreation 

  • Gossip Girl

1

Thing I'm proud of that you won't see on my resume

  • Being close to my family

1

Unconventional skill

  • Being really good with my right and left handed writing

0

Quirks that make me who I am

4

Small joys in my life

  • Having one night for myself every week 

  • Headspace 

  • Chips and Salsa 

  • Samosas from Tandoor

1

Obstacle I've overcome

  • Toxic friends that made me shut down

0

Things I've done that pushed me out of my comfort zone

1

Failure that seemed like the end of the world back then but doesn't matter in hindsight

  • Getting a C in my first college STEM class

0

Leaps of Faith

1

Life event that has made me stronger

  • Breaking down when I learned that a friendship was toxic and not meant for me

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Favorite places to walk on campus

  • Pond 

  • Gardens 

  • E-QUAD 

  • Sanford and Back 

  • Law School 

  • NOT SCIENCE DRIVE (eww)

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