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Dylan Cain

My name is Dylan and I am a sophomore currently majoring in Visual Arts and Japanese. I'm in Duke's sketch comedy group, Inside Joke, but in my free time I'm either cooking, watching tv, or playing video games. After graduation, I hope to be a comic artist or animator of sorts.

L's Taken


"Thank you for applying but..."

  • Deli clerk 

  • Animation intern

  • Summer teaching program in Japan


Things I thought I'd finish but never did

  • Half of my Hulu watchlist 

  • All of my bookshelf 

  • The oil painting in my room


Everyday L's of life

On the Bright Side


Memories I made when I wasn't working/studying


Things I've learned that will still matter in 10 years

  • Respect is given, not earned. 

  • Humans find beauty in what they can't comprehend. 

  • How to say "solder" correctly


TV shows, movies, and books I've enjoyed

  • The Iron Giant 

  • Paprika 

  • Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans


Things I'm proud of that you won't see on my resume

  • I can bake bread without a recipe 

  • I'm globally ranked in a rhythm game called Muse Dash 

  • I like how I look in the mirror now.


Unconventional skills

  • I know how to ferment a large variety of foods. 

  • Knowing a little about a lot. 

  • Cheesemaking


Quirks that make me who I am

  • Finding the humor in things 

  • Knowing when to take a break 

  • Preferring to listen rather than speak


Small joys in my life

  • Hearing people talk about their day 

  • Talking about something I'm passionate about 

  • Satisfying show finales


Obstacles I have overcome


Things I've done that pushed me out of my comfort zone


Failures that seemed like the end of the world back then but don't matter in hindsight

  • College rejection letters 

  • "C" and "D" grades 

  • Multiple rejections from girls


Leaps of Faith


Life events that have made me stronger


Things I look forward to in the future

  • Owning a car 

  • Meeting someone I can be myself around 

  • Doing what I love as a career

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