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Euwan Kim

I'm Euwan, a freshman at Duke who has no idea what she's majoring in (I'm taking suggestions!). I live on West Campus but I'm originally from Fort Lee, NJ where I live with my family and, most importantly, my dog Ducky. I run the Farmstead chicken shawarma IG fan page @shawarmstagram

L's Taken


"Thank you for applying but..."

  • Cashier at Shoprite 

  • Cashier at ACME 

  • Cashier at Stop and Shop 

  • Any grocery store cashier position, really 

  • A bunch of Stanback fellowships 

  • Robertson 

  • AEI Summer Honors


Things I thought I'd finish but never did

  • Gilmore Girls 

  • A blog 

  • The bag of apples from Harris Teeter's that's been sitting in my fridge for a month 

  • Making plans for a road trip with friends


Everyday L's of life

  • Dropping my Red Mango smoothie on the way back from Wilson 

  • Doing work outside and then having my laptop battery die 

  • Losing all my Pilot G-2 pens (the best pen let's be honest) 

  • Forgetting to do SymMon and having to awkwardly wait 5 minutes for my Duke Card to be activated with the Sake Bomb driver

On the Bright Side


Memories I made when I wasn't working/studying

  • Infiltrating the UNC campus 

  • Eating the Farmstead chicken shawarma every Tuesday 

  • Hiking the Appalachian Trail for 3 days 

  • Going to the American Dream mall with a friend right before the pandemic started (2nd largest mall in America) 

  • Weekly walks with my friend Cindy to the East Campus store to buy Cheerios 

  • Learning to rock climb at the Triangle Rock Club


Things I've learned that will still matter in 10 years

  • My amazing friends and family 

  • My lifetime 25% off Converse discount 

  • The Farmstead chicken shawarma 

  • An addiction to Monster Zero Ultra (the best flavor) 

  • Physical and mental wellbeing 

  • My dog


TV shows, movies, and books I've enjoyed


Things I'm proud of that you won't see on my resume

  • I ran a marathon in 10th grade (during which I fractured my ankle oops) 

  • I survived falling off a waterfall 

  • Being lactose intolerant and still eating dairy everyday 

  • Potty training my dog... and my younger sister


Unconventional skills

  • Wasting money and impulsive online shopping 

  • Configuring AV equipment (I'm not a compsci or engineering student, I'm just really good at it for some reason) 

  • Screwing my water bottle lid so tight that no one else can open it 

  • Never getting my driver's license but still singing driver's license by Olivia Rodrigo 24/7


Quirks that make me who I am


Small joys in my life

  • When someone responds to my Game Pigeon request 

  • Folding warm laundry 

  • When the ice cream machine at McDonalds is working for once • getting sent a TikTok 

  • The sound Outlook makes when you get an email 

  • When my RA leaves a letter/snack outside my door (shoutout to Lily) 

  • An unprompted Facetime call that ends up lasting 3+ hours


Obstacles I have overcome


Things I've done that pushed me out of my comfort zone

  • Applying to Duke 

  • Getting bangs (I did NOT pull them off) 

  • Joining Army ROTC 

  • Emailing a professor on the first day of freshman year 

  • Interviewing a famous Palestinian filmmaker for a DocStudies class 

  • Reaching out to someone years later after our friendship ended sourly 

  • Applying to an internship I thought I was completely unqualified for 

  • Eating vegan barbeque ribs. sorry vegans, it did not hit for me.


Failures that seemed like the end of the world back then but don't matter in hindsight


Leaps of Faith


Life events that have made me stronger


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