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Euwan Kim

I'm Euwan, a freshman at Duke who has no idea what she's majoring in (I'm taking suggestions!). I live on West Campus but I'm originally from Fort Lee, NJ where I live with my family and, most importantly, my dog Ducky. I run the Farmstead chicken shawarma IG fan page @shawarmstagram

L's Taken

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"Thank you for applying but..."

  • Cashier at Shoprite 

  • Cashier at ACME 

  • Cashier at Stop and Shop 

  • Any grocery store cashier position, really 

  • A bunch of Stanback fellowships 

  • Robertson 

  • AEI Summer Honors

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Things I thought I'd finish but never did

  • Gilmore Girls 

  • A blog 

  • The bag of apples from Harris Teeter's that's been sitting in my fridge for a month 

  • Making plans for a road trip with friends

4

Everyday L's of life

  • Dropping my Red Mango smoothie on the way back from Wilson 

  • Doing work outside and then having my laptop battery die 

  • Losing all my Pilot G-2 pens (the best pen let's be honest) 

  • Forgetting to do SymMon and having to awkwardly wait 5 minutes for my Duke Card to be activated with the Sake Bomb driver

On the Bright Side

6

Memories I made when I wasn't working/studying

  • Infiltrating the UNC campus 

  • Eating the Farmstead chicken shawarma every Tuesday 

  • Hiking the Appalachian Trail for 3 days 

  • Going to the American Dream mall with a friend right before the pandemic started (2nd largest mall in America) 

  • Weekly walks with my friend Cindy to the East Campus store to buy Cheerios 

  • Learning to rock climb at the Triangle Rock Club

6

Things I've learned that will still matter in 10 years

  • My amazing friends and family 

  • My lifetime 25% off Converse discount 

  • The Farmstead chicken shawarma 

  • An addiction to Monster Zero Ultra (the best flavor) 

  • Physical and mental wellbeing 

  • My dog

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TV shows, movies, and books I've enjoyed

4

Things I'm proud of that you won't see on my resume

  • I ran a marathon in 10th grade (during which I fractured my ankle oops) 

  • I survived falling off a waterfall 

  • Being lactose intolerant and still eating dairy everyday 

  • Potty training my dog... and my younger sister

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Unconventional skills

  • Wasting money and impulsive online shopping 

  • Configuring AV equipment (I'm not a compsci or engineering student, I'm just really good at it for some reason) 

  • Screwing my water bottle lid so tight that no one else can open it 

  • Never getting my driver's license but still singing driver's license by Olivia Rodrigo 24/7

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Quirks that make me who I am

7

Small joys in my life

  • When someone responds to my Game Pigeon request 

  • Folding warm laundry 

  • When the ice cream machine at McDonalds is working for once • getting sent a TikTok 

  • The sound Outlook makes when you get an email 

  • When my RA leaves a letter/snack outside my door (shoutout to Lily) 

  • An unprompted Facetime call that ends up lasting 3+ hours

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Obstacles I have overcome

8

Things I've done that pushed me out of my comfort zone

  • Applying to Duke 

  • Getting bangs (I did NOT pull them off) 

  • Joining Army ROTC 

  • Emailing a professor on the first day of freshman year 

  • Interviewing a famous Palestinian filmmaker for a DocStudies class 

  • Reaching out to someone years later after our friendship ended sourly 

  • Applying to an internship I thought I was completely unqualified for 

  • Eating vegan barbeque ribs. sorry vegans, it did not hit for me.

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Failures that seemed like the end of the world back then but don't matter in hindsight

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Leaps of Faith

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Life events that have made me stronger

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