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I'm a first year majoring in computer science, but I really enjoy making and talking about art. Some specific painting styles I enjoy are: 3D/textured acrylic, Baroque lighting styles, and huge landscapes. In my free time, I love listening to video essays on YouTube and reading scary short stories :>.

L's Taken

3

"Thank you for applying but..."

  • Stanford TT0TT

  • Code+

  • DukeEngage Korea

Things I thought I'd finish but never did

3

Everyday L's of life

  • Worst time manager in human history

  • Almost 0 food points with 3 weeks left

  • When you wave at someone and they don't see you

On the Bright Side

4

Memories I made when I wasn't working/studying

  • Powerpoint night with Cheese Duck

  • Playing and shouting at mobile video games with friends

  • Blasting music while driving at night (unsafe but the vibes are worth)

  • Walking to my friend's house in the snow (in Texas!)

Things I've learned that will still matter in 10 years

4

TV shows, movies, and books I've enjoyed

  • Illuminae by Amie Kaufman

  • Shang-chi

  • I have no mouth, and I must scream by Harlan Ellison

  • The Good Place

Things I'm proud of that you won't see on my resume

Things I want to get better at

4

Things I'm looking forward to in the future

  • Learning more about how I want to live my one and only life

  • Making more friends, getting closer to the ones I have

  • Getting a dog

  • Experiencing as much as I can

4

Small joys in my life

  • My vision is bad, so when I can see the crisp individual leaves on trees on a nice day

  • Laughing so hard my stomach hurts

  • Finding a Good Song to re-energize me at 3am

  • Maraschino cherry popsicles from Pincho Loco

Obstacles I have overcome

Things I've done that pushed me out of my comfort zone

Failures that seemed like the end of the world back then but don't matter in hindsight

Ways I take care of myself

3

Unconventional skills

  • Can roll a ring on my fingers

  • Whittling

  • Not paying attention in class

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